Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing 
I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram of Chewie) this is
 Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but 
Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That 
does not make sense! (jury looks shocked)

Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live 
on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make 
sense!

But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have 
to do with this case? (calmly) Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it 
has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm 
talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, 
I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room 
deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does 
it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it 
does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.